Fallen One

Kerbing ....What The New World Order Don't Want You To Know

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:02:55 GMT

Now before you start calling me a crackpot, hear me out.

Kerbs are the biggest evil this world has to fear.

When I was a kid I remember the council decided to tarmac all of the back lanes in the area I live....you tend to notice things like that when you're a kid. Well, because of this eventfilled week of civil engineering festivities I also began to notice that other areas of the town where getting the same kind of treatment.....muddy lanes were becoming freshly tarmaced plazas, derelict land were getting cleaned up, landscaped and pathed, roads in the sleepy villages around the town where getting kerbs in abundance....mmm, lovely I thought to myself and it did indeed look very nice....in the case of the back lanes they were now perfect for skateboarding ....which is another thing you notice when you're a kid.

Over the years tho I have realised the evil that it is hidden beneath these innocent looking facades.

For starters, those nice new plazas soon became choked with dogshit ....in those days, dogs still roamed the streets in packs. Not wild dogs of course....these were rebel dogs, lol. License evading dogs....anyway the lanes ended up full of crap and smelled like.....well......shit.

It's now about 30 years later....and all of those lanes are laced with potholes....dogs no longer roam in packs....now, because of the invention of the lead or leash as they say in the colonies, dogs are civilised and drag along reluctant pet humans behind them who they have specially trained to "scoop the poop".....Not even the apes forced us that low.

And the kerbs! I almost forgot about the "kerbs".....see, this is what they do, they make you forget about them.....pure evil.

How many countless broken bones have occurred because of "kerbs"? I know of many a broken arm or collar bone that has fractured as a result of a kerb related injury. Why? Because the unfortunate victim forgot it was there.....missed it (they can move) ....or didn't see it (invisibility).

All of those nicely kerbed country villages have grown as a result of said kerbs....because a kerb demands a lampost....then a wall.....then a house.....then a factory, speed limits....DOUBLE YELLOW LINES!!.....the list just goes on and on. Urban encroachment....the slow and merciless creep of the sprawl that kerbs grow up to become.

Don't believe me? Check out Mt. Fiji on google earth.....at it's base is the borg cube that modern Japan has become as a result of kerbing.

Kerbs are pure evil and the root of all the worlds ills......are dogs involved in this invasion? Mm, the bring victims to the kerbs....I'm not exactly up on the stats for dogwalking injuries but I'm guessing that kerbs feature quite high......and potholes no doubt.

Tear up the kerbs and be free! .....do it! ....do it now!!

go on.....you know you want to.

no?

Drugs Are Bad, Mkay?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:33:29 GMT

I read this report on the UK drug problem earlier on the BBC News website

"Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said: "We want to see fewer people start using drugs and for our society to be free from the problems caused by drugs."

"We want those who do use drugs to enter and finish treatment and move on to lead healthy, drug-free lives. "

"We want communities to be free of drug-related crime and we want see tough enforcement of the law."

full story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7266109.stm

The Home Secretary went on to say that she also wanted to see Pixies parading down Oxford St handing out free fairy cakes to shoppers and squads of Elves with machine guns patrolling Heathrow and the rooftops of the Houses of Parliament.

.....OK, she didn't say the last bit but what she did say was equally rediculous.

The UK has ALWAYS had social problems from alcohol and drug use...

...In the 18th century it was gin, in the Victorian and Edwardian eras it was opium and morphine.....I have also read somewhere that both Queen Victoria and the Queen Mother were cannabis users.

There is NO WAY ON EARTH that our society will be drug free! ...FFS they can't even keep HM Prisons drink and drug free.

Victorian society was off it's tits on opium when they built the British Empire....most, if not all, of the greatest writers, poets and artists of the 19th century were addicted to something!

It really doesn't suprise me that the century that saw most drugs criminalised also saw the decay of the Empire and the descent of architecture into "monsterous carbunkle" land.

Alcohol is the ONLY socially acceptable drug left, and it won't be long before even that's banned as well.

When will they realise that banning something only makes it more appealing? (Frankie Say's...remember?)

These "problems" will happen regardless of societies wealth and job prospects. Even when the UK has had 100% employment, people still got pissed on the weekends and, those who were inclined to do so, still got high.....even societies that are still in the stone age use some kind of drug whether it's alcohol, leaf derived or even, in some South American tribes, coke on a stick.

There are three absolutes in life

1. Every person born will eventually die

2. While men are prepared to pay for sex, women will charge for it in some form or other.

3. People WILL get high or drunk.

These things will ALWAYS happen and NOTHING will change that. Even if the payment is a wedding ring or the high is from worshipping an hallucination in a church.

Bill Hicks - Rare Unreleased Video (Part 7 of 7)

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:04:57 GMT

The last part

Bill Hicks - Rare Unreleased Video (Part 6 of 7)

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:20:58 GMT

Bill Hicks - Rare Unreleased Video (Part 5 of 7)

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:40:27 GMT

Bill Hicks - Rare Unreleased Video (Part 4 of 7)

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:38:21 GMT

Bill Hicks - Rare Unreleased Video (Part 3 of 7)

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:47:27 GMT

It's a funny old life

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:56:41 GMT

Birthdays are never quite the same when you've had a present from Death.

I should, I suppose, be greatful that I lasted until the age of 19 without a birthday fatality. My father's grandfather died on his 11th birthday, I only found that out a few years back when we buried my father....

....sorry folks this post will include a few fatalities. I wish it didn't, but it does.....people can be right selfish bastards when it comes to dieing (or is it dying? I can never remember)....

....anyway, back to the plot, after we'd buried him we paid a visit to other family members and there, written in stone on my great grandfathers headstone was my fathers eleventh birthday....I wondered to myself if they had a birthday cake in the wake....I'd have asked him but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have answered me.....he probably wouldn't have answered me if he was stood next to me....no chance now tho.....I never saw my father celebrate a birthday....do you think this had something to do with it?

I digress....

On the 20th of January 19somethingorother at 3.25pm my grandmother recieved her best birthday present eva in the form of me....all bloodied and screaming "Happy 50th Mam!! Gis a fag and do that thing with your falsies (teeth) again"......and there I was.

All went well until my 19th...when my grandfather decided not to hang around for the party (oh, poor me!). Actually, it was the day before my birthday, hence this blog.

I was given the job of informing my uncles of their fathers demise whilst my father remained at the hospital sorting out whatever it is that gets sorted out at hospitals during such times.....I toyed with the idea of just telling one of them, being twins surely the other would know instinctively I reasoned, but thought better of it and spent the early morning hours running around finding them both and ferrying them to the hospital.

I got a bit of kip and then, it being a Saturday night by now and me being 19 in a matter of hours I went out to get totally and utterly wasted in the company of my best friend. We ended up at some soon-to-be-an-Argos nightclub dancing (and kissing) our way firmly into my birthday.

Happy Birthday me I thought.

She died a very cold and snowy death two weeks later when some pissed up Range Rover driver skidded on black ice and demolished her car.....We buried her on a snowy Valentines Day (I'm not a big fan of St Valentine after that either.....or snow)

The following year my birthday sharing Gran died......not on my birthday, later in the year than that, but her presence is missed....you grow up sharing a birthday with someone and you miss them when they're no longer there.

Anyway, it's late (or early I can never decide) and I should sleep now I suppose but I just wanted to say one thing

Death....you are a total Bastard. You've ruined my birthday and when you eventually come for me I'm going to rip off your femur and beat the living shit out of your bony old skull and then stuff what's left of said legbone up your .....oh, can't do that cos you haven't got one. ....Well, I'll think of somewhere to shove it!

Happy Birthdays Eve to me.

Bill Hicks - Rare Unreleased Video (Part 2 of 7)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:26:33 GMT

Bill Hicks - Rare Unreleased Video (Part 1 of 7)

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:04:29 GMT

Chicago 1992

The Humans Are Dead

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:11:04 GMT

Flight Of The Conchords are from Oz and this is really funny.....

Michio Kaku On Future Civilizations

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:57:07 GMT

More pearls from Kaku

Michio Kaku On Aliens & Physics

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:53:36 GMT

Wheelchairs aside, Michio Kaku is the coolest scientist on the planet!

I Have Returned!!!

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 19:01:44 GMT

After many years of dial-up I have finally returned to the 21st Century....Yay....although I appear to be in a similar but somehow not quite right alternate reality.

Those lovely people at BT have finally sent me a hub and I've also had an early new years visit from the connection fairies....cool....I now have TWO broadband connections....my new BT one and a soon to be defunct but already nearly useless Orange one....

Anyway, I'm back ......and now I'm off to get really, really drunk.

Happy new year everyone, catch you all later.....

Seasons Greetings From The 20th Centuary

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:01:01 GMT

I am writing to you from the deepest darkest days of dial-up....I have somehow found myself in the year AD 1998 after taking part in the "act like a time-traveller" celebrations of 2007. Suffice to say that I am well and wishing you all a very merry xmas and a happy new year. I am hoping to rejoin your space-time continuum in the early days of 2008, maybe sooner if I can figure out how to build my own flux capacitor ......or reconnect my own broadband.

Sariel XXXbig xmassy kissesXXX

Normal Service Will Resume Shortly

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:41:39 GMT

I hope I'm wrong but I strongly suspect that my broadband connection may be down in the next few days. If this is the case then hopefully it won't be off for long and, when I return, it will be with a faster connection and a more reliable provider.

If the worst does happen, then I won't be able to get online to let you all know, hence this post.

I'd also better take this opportunity to wish you all a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year just in case it takes me longer to sort things out than anticipated. I hope Santa fills all your stockings with exactly what you've asked for.

Hopefully this message will not be needed and my connection will remain intact but you never know with BT and L'Orange....

....as I write this my connection is on and off like a whores drawers so....fingers crossed, lol.

The Path To Enlightenment

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:55:12 GMT

"All things come to he who waiteth.....provided that he who waiteth worketh like hell while he waiteth."

The Water Margin

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:26:25 GMT

I used to love this show when I was a kid.

!

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:41:14 GMT

Mmm, ...How can I put this?

...How can I express this in words?

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I feel any better now?

......no, .....not at all.

The Aberfan Disaster

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:47:51 GMT

After many years of dumping colliery waste on a mountain stream, the water content turned the tip, which was by now a mountain itself, into a river of sludge and mud. Concern for the tip had been growing for years but, despite the warnings, the tip kept getting bigger until it collapsed onto the town below. The school, which was right at the foot of the tip, was buried in mud. The mud was similar to the pyroclastic flow that devastated Pompeii in that it hardened immediately.

The final death count totalled 116 children and 28 adults, of which 121 were in the school. They were buried in a mass grave overlooking the town.

Photo Album: more pics

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:26:57 GMT

more pics

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dark queen

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Photo Album: pics

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:53:36 GMT

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Music List: Featured Music

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:04:52 GMT

Featured Music

Tom Jones and Catatonia: Baby It's Cold Outside
What a great way to start a war!
Herman's Hermits: Oh You Pretty Things
Cool cover of the Bowie song.
Nightwish: Phantom Of The Opera
Highest Hopes: the Best of Nightwish/+DVD
Brilliant band! Check out their version of Carmina Burana.
Led Zeppelin: The Immigrant Song
Early Days and Latter Days - The Very Best of Led Zeppelin
aaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaAH!!
Manfred Mann: There Is A Man
The Ascent Of Mann
This is one of the coolest songs of the 60's.

Book List: Book List

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:52:59 GMT

A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada: Bhagavad-Gita as It Is
If The Bible is the unique and inspired word of God why did he nick it all from here? A wonderful book that can totally free your mind.
Stephen King and Peter Straub: Black House
Sequel to The Talisman. What a book, what a wait! What an ending!!!
John Wyndham: Day Of The Triffids
When will a film-maker ever do this book justice. The BBC didn't do a bad job in the seventies but c'mon LOTR, Star Wars...make the film again only this time....leave the ice-cream van out and put in the real ending. That's not too much to ask, is it? Eh?
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett: Good Omens
Nice! ...And accurate!!
Michio Kaku: Hyperspace
the Nth dimension. This guy is amazing, he built a particle accelerator in his garage at the age of 10....and blew the electricity supply to his city.
John Lennon: In His Own Write/ Spaniard in the Works
We're only making plans for Nigel!
Marquis de Sade: Juliette
What a philosopher! No wonder they locked him up, lol. A priest once said that girls would be damned forever if they read just one page of de Sade! C'mon people, free your minds!
Marquis de Sade: Justine
The beginners guide to de Sade. Fuck it, buy Juliette instead.
Aleister Crowley: Magick in Theory and Practice
There are easier ways to boil an egg. Crowley should have been on the stage. He was way too indiscreet to be Ipssissimus.
T E Lawrence: Seven Pillars Of Wisdom
A labour of love, lol.
E A Wallis Budge: The Book Of The Dead
and Moses saith "Fuck this for a laugh, I'll get my own ball!"
John Wyndham: The Chrysalids
I wanted one of those huge horses sooo bad!
Oscar Wilde: The Complete Works
lots of cool stuff here. Particularly like the one about the portrait. I'm sure I was going to say more.....what was it now?.........oh yes.....a-hem........."A handbag!"....sorry, couldn't stop myself.
Wei Jingsheng: The Courage To Stand Alone
How to wind up the Chinese government and get locked up for nearly 20 years in the process. You go dude. You go....actually, I suppose I should say Wei to go Jingsheng!
John Wyndham: The Midwich Cuckoos
Great book. Love John Wyndham, first got into his stuff when I was a kid. My prize possession is a compendium of his work. He shouldn't be forgotten
Ian Serraillier: The Silver Sword
What a book! I first read this when I was about 8-ish and the memory is still vivid. Well worth a read whatever your age is.
Stephen King and Peter Straub: The Talisman
An inter-dimensional Tom Sawyer. One boy and his dog, lol. Brilliant book!!
H.G. Wells: The War Of The Worlds
Good old H.G. Will somebody please stop Americans from ruining this book on the big screen. The only one whose done this masterpiece justice is Batman's brother, Jeff Wayne.